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THE ULTIMATE DEBATE FUCKUP

gavelmedown:

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Why do you exist you selfish, arrogant asshole. You destroy friendships and end relationships. Go to hell you dumbass dipshit.

Anonymous

Well, im not gonna go through the whole process here but, my mommy and daddy love eachother VERRYY much

debaters

fuckyeahspeechanddebate:

There is a thing I did today.

There is a thing I did today.

rainbowrobotroses:

One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:

"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!" 

The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside. 

The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.” 

GODDAMN IT ELDER CUNNINGHAM

You’re so hot, you light up my crossfire.

(Source: forensicating)

My relationship advice turned into a Les Mis reference...

askphteven:

"Yes that’s a good plan and all, but she still needs to know how much she means to you. If you don’t tell her how much you want her, you could slip into the same cycle of friendlyness that we white boys call "The Frienzone" and please recall Eponine in Les Miserables. I seem to remember her doing…

Why the fuck did this get more likes on instagram than it did on tumblr? Im losing faith in you guys

Why the fuck did this get more likes on instagram than it did on tumblr? Im losing faith in you guys

Lookin hella fab Zach

Thanks but actually im not fab im hecka rad. Its a common misconception.

Dear Anon, here is yer goshdarn selfie cuz Queen Mae Mae seemed angry that I didn’t respond kindly. Anywho, I look like a douchebag cuz of the stupid Tank top, but whatever. 

I GOT A HAIRCUT AGHAHAGAGHAH

Dear Anon, here is yer goshdarn selfie cuz Queen Mae Mae seemed angry that I didn’t respond kindly. Anywho, I look like a douchebag cuz of the stupid Tank top, but whatever.

I GOT A HAIRCUT AGHAHAGAGHAH